Bobby Conn (US)

02/07/2013 kl 21:00 @ Pir6

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Bobby Conn er en amerikansk, avant-garde-musiker, som er kjent for å sjokkere pressen med sine opprørende utsagn og eksentriske konserter. Bobby Conn er Chicago-basert, og kommer til TrashPop med fullt band, samt to barn og en dagmamma. Sist gang han var i Kristiansand var på Quartfestivalen 2009. Intervju med Bobby Conn på Trygdekontoret:

Musikalsk sett er Bobby Conn en slags glam-indie-kvartett, og konserten på Pir6 kommer garantert til å bli unik og husket i lang tid.


Bobby Conn FAQ

Wasn’t he supposed to be the Anti-Christ or something?
No, of course not. That’s a silly question.

Is Bobby Conn his real name?
No. Bobby is a nickname he’s had since childhood, because he’s so cute and cuddly. His real name is Robert Robert Conn. Why two Roberts? Apparently both of his grandfathers were named Robert and his parents wanted to honor them equally.

How old is Bobby?
Sometimes he looks pretty young, but up close he’s all weird and creepy.
Bobby was born on June 13th, 1967. Since 1998, Bobby has resorted to dramatic make-up and fanciful costumes to distract audiences from his fading youth. The ravages of time may have pitted and cracked his once boyish appearance, but there’s still a kindly twinkle in his eye, just like Santa Claus.

Is Bobby an American citizen?
I’ve heard rumors that he’s from South America or an Israeli.
Yes. Bobby is as American as apple-pie. He was born in New York City, but moved continuously throughout his childhood, spending several formative early years in Argentina and Brazil, where his parents helped further the interests of powerful multi-national corporations. Most of his adolescence was spent in several different suburbs of Chicago, IL, where Bobby lives even today. He has never traveled to the Middle East.

How tall is Bobby?
My friend says an average person could pick him up and drown him in a teacup.
Tell your friend to be careful, because Bobby has taught himself how to swim and certainly wouldn’t flounder in a mere teacup. But he is smaller than the average hulking, obese, hormone-dazed American male. He is a compact 5’4”, seeming slightly larger on stage with the aid of special shoes, customized miniature instruments, and the specially trained midget session musicians who accompany him.

Does Bobby have a criminal record?
No. Absolutely not. His social security number is available upon request to nosy journalists. Check him out; he is as clean as the freshly driven snow. He doesn’t even have any traffic violations anymore. He’s totally straight. End of discussion.

What’s Bobby’s ethnicity?
He’s 110% pure entertainer, with all the rich cultural heritage that implies.

What are Bobby’s hobbies?
Right now, he is just crazy about helicopters. He has many toy “choppers” and subscribes to many rotary wing aviation magazines. He is convinced that once he owns one, he will achieve personal freedom and mobility on an almost spiritual level. He spends much of his time designing helipads and heliports for his home. He is also an excellent cook, and enjoys tending his roses.

What’s Bobby’s favorite color?
Butter, or more specifically, the color of butter colored leather upholstery.

Is Bobby nice? Does he act all freaky?
No, in person he has the demeanor of a shy professional golfer. He tends to stand in the corner of a room until no one notices him, and then he’ll get on his hands and knees and scurry around between your legs like a large cockroach. He can be very kind, especially to animals and children. He has an elaborate series of hand signals he uses around strangers to communicate. But he’s easily ignored. He’s basically harmless.

What about Bobby’s love life? Is he seeing anyone?
Naturally, very few people are curious about the personal life of a star of Bobby’s magnitude. Once enough people do ask (and we are still waiting for the first inquiry), we may publish a small pamphlet we have prepared entitled “A Beginner’s Guide To Romance: Bobby Conn.” Until then, mind your own business. (TrashPop kommenterer: dette er viktig.)

What about politics? Does Bobby support any causes or charities?
Bobby understands very deeply how important celebrities are as role models, whether they are big and tall or very small. He knows that many look to him to set an example for their own lifestyles and beliefs. He truly considers himself, “America’s conscience,” and judging from the amount of personal involvement most Americans have in civic life, he’s had quite an impact on the status quo.

Does Bobby do drugs?
He seems kind of druggy on stage, and I’ve seen him stumble a lot.
Not really. Bobby is, however, very suggestible and will tend to eat or smoke anything he is given. Generally, he is cold sober on stage, because he feels drugs “make me sleepy and cranky.” His awkwardness results from damage to his inner ear, which confuses his brain into thinking he is upside down. He can be a dangerous driver.

Is Bobby just a “man in the suit”, like Johnny Bravo, or does he actually know what he’s doing?
Don’t worry; Bobby is in control at all times. Bobby’s unique management style allows him to delegate many responsibilities to other talented professionals who are attracted to Bobby’s own professional talent. I myself, for instance, was an undergraduate communications major at the University of Illinois when I saw a listing for a “public relations intern” on the job board. And when school starts back up in the fall, I’ll never have to write another fucking word about Bobby Conn. He’s a perfectionist. He was docking my pay $5.00 for each misspelling until I pointed out that I’m not actually even getting paid. He said I could just owe him then. Fucking prick.

But his persona seems so ironic and archly calculated, and yet live he comes off as desperately sincere. Is he “for real?”
It’s hard to say. The little fella is just a good actor, I guess. Either that or he’s terribly deluded.


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